Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Worst, Most Offensive Movie Of An Already Shitty Year For 'Les Cinema'

Jesus Christ but who in fuck gave the green light for 'Notes On A Scandal' starring Oscarbait Bitches Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett?

I borrowed a 'For Your Consideration' screener of the hoary piece of garbage and what did I learn?

I learned that we homosexuals are utterly unfuckable, fusty, fastidious neurotics- doomed-to-die-alone-and-who-actually-deserve-to-die-alone, dead-cat grieving hobbits who undermine the utterly pure unbridled life-affirming heterosexual lust of right-thinking breeders who just want to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck but goddamnit us jealous-ass undersexed faggotdykes just keep FUCKING it up for you blessed fuckhappy Children Of Jesus.

On the other hand, 'Babel' wasn't half bad.

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