PositivelyPonyfied

DJ Satisfaction Pony makes a mix tape and bloviates about DJ Satisfaction Pony.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Jesus Just Left Chicago But How The Hell He Got Out Of Here Is Anybody's Guess.

So if you've been paying any attention at all, you may have noticed that DJ Satisfaction Pony has taken a sabbatical and hasn't upda...

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Madonna Who?

L'amour looks a lot like Leslie Feist: Feist reminds me of my first love (seriously, I was tore up over that girl even though I was 5 at...

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Courtney Love Is A Name-Dropping, Bug-Eyed Gay Donkey.

I think we can all agree that anymore the vag-flashing celebutard phenomenon appeals only to Perez Hilton, the GoFugYourself.com girls and p...

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Brooklyn Tornadoes, Rats & Zombies!

One would think that the fact that Parker Posey is starring in her very own Fox sitcom this fall (laugh track and all) would suffice as unim...

Saturday, August 04, 2007

NYC Is A Godawful Shithole.

Thanks, Fear, for expressing my sentiments exactly.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Chick On Chick Violence Is No Joke.

She's French and she'll keeel her.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Bloody Morning After: A YouTube Mix For The Terminally Disappointed.

Most people who know The Real DJ Satisfaction Pony understand that underneath that bittersweet, cynical shell is a happy-clappy youth center...

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